Got another one in the rejected-by-McSweeney’s and the 600-words-or-less department. There really shouldn’t have been room for overlap there, since McSweeneys.net does not do short stories, as I was told this morning when the piece was rejected.

Oh well. This one is funny.

Available on Lulu.com now, assuming, once again, that it will eventually make its way to Amazon and others.