Yes, yes, I made my words, but want to know what I’m really fired up about? The fact that elephants can swim sometimes up to 48km across the ocean! I’m actually blown away by this little fact, and it fills me with a lot of joy to think about these large, dusty animals (which, really, I do picture as being perpetually thirsty) swimming free.

Love it. Thanks to Ricky Gervais’s stand-up routine Out of England for the heads-up on that one.

In other news, I also love streaming MLB.tv through my PS3, which has allowed me to watch a whole bunch of Red Sox baseball over the last few days. It feels right, you know? Watching the Red Sox and writing my horror novel. Stephen King would be so proud of me.

Tomorrow comes early.