A New York City Real Estate Broker Describes an Airline Seat
++++:):):)!!!!!!!!COZY!!!!!!:):):)++++ SEAT IN ZONE 5!!!
Spacious, PLUSH RECLINER in scenic, super-quiet row in mid-20s, 100% RENOVATED AND REUPHOLSTERED!
STEPS away from public transportation and limo service, offers AMaZiNG views, day or night through crystal clear, oversized window!!! Has to be SEEN to be BELIEVED! WOW!!!
Featuring large, FLAT-PANEL television, central air control, complimentary ON-DEMAND entertainment and magazine, plus GOURMET MEAL and personal in-flight bartender and beverage service!
Private bathroom and “tuck-in” service with SOFT SOFT SOFT pillows and blankets!
State-of-the-art 100% RECYCLABLE COURTESY BAG!
WALK-IN storage nearby, plus ++EXTRA++ overhead space. LOW BAGGAGE FEE!
Short commute to ALL emergency exits!
email [redacted], or CALL JIMBO JAMES [redacted] today! only 15% to book! Spend this flight in the seat that’s being called The BEST in COACH!
!!!!WILL NOT LAST! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS HIGH-FLIGHT-RISK OFFER!!!
this is funny. more like this, please.